if i can’t burn maybe i can gleam

if i can’t burn maybe i can gleam

stxrmin-nxrma:

i’m never disappointed after finding old troyler tweets i mean
we’re in a pickle
we’re in a pickle
WE’RE IN A GODDAMN PICKLE

stxrmin-nxrma:

i’m never disappointed after finding old troyler tweets i mean

we’re in a pickle

we’re in a pickle

WE’RE IN A GODDAMN PICKLE

just a quick doodle :)
some amazing artist who just unwittingly crushed your dreams and entire soul (via toastoat) ←

Anonymous asked: Are you a 30 year old virgin?

chris-the-host:

iamchillifish:

chris-the-host:

iamchillifish:

starry-summer-night:

chris-the-host:

No. I’m not.

more like a 50 year old virgin

ba-dum tsss

Get out of my life.

#old man gets angry at young whippersnappers

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tagged: +omfg 




snailboats:

my sister wrote a paragraph about naruto back when she was in second grade and the teacher called my mom up to the school because my little sister misspelled a word and i memorized the entire thing when she brought it home

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I CNAT BRETHA

make me choose
drakenathans asked: ellie or lara croft?

tagged: +THE BAE 

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
tagged: +I S2G 

santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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okay so i always wondered why they called it “Ed, Edd, and Eddy.” so here’s why if you didn’t know. Everyone knows Ed is the guy who’s almost bald, and everyone knows the blonde dumb guy is Eddy. Double Dee is Edd. because. Edd with two Ds. they called him double dee so they didn’t confuse the Eds. DUDE.

tagged: +ed edd n eddy 

*doesn’t post anything*

*loses followers*

fandoms-bands-and-ink:

guy:

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

i recall what i did yesterday and im like why the fuck

tagged: +i have to pee 

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

tagged: +WHAT