i am so done right now.
i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me
whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.
its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm
I love people who make me forget that I’m shy
i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD
she told me it wasn’t funny
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate
"so me and dan have lived with each other for a while and i’ve just discovered something really weird about him.." - How To Make Dan Cringe